Snoop Jokes

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?

Dr. Dre

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What's brown, and ryhmes with Snoop?

Dr. Dre......

What did Snoop say Dr. Dre while binge watching their favorite TV show?

Are you ready for the next episode?

Why does Snoop carry an umbrella?

Fo drizzle

What does snoop doggy dog use to do his laundry?

Answer in comments.

What's big and brown and rhymes with snoop?

Dr. Dre

What is Brown and rhymes with Snoop?

Dr. Dre, of course.

Why does snoop dog need an umbrella?

Fo' drizzle....

Whats Brown and... Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop?

p p

What rhymes with Snoop?

Dr Dre

What's brown, smelly and rhymes with Snoop?

Dr. Dre

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What's brown &amp rhymes with Snoop?

Dr. Dre.

Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop?

Answer: Dr.Dre

Why does Snoop Dog always smile like he knows something you don't?

Because he's been snooping around.

Why does Snoop always carry an umbrella?

Fo da drizzle.

How does Snoop Dogg get revenge?

Faux pho fo' foe. Served cold of course. I also doubt Snoop has many enemies.

How do you find Calvin Broadus Jr's darkest secrets?

You Snoop, Dogg.

What's Black &amp Rhymes with Snoop?

Dr. Dre

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God doesn't think he's a lawyer.

What's the difference between the armed forces and Comcast?

Nobody ever says "Thank you for your service" to the latter.

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How many saiyans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one. But it takes five episodes.

Why were episodes 4, 5, 6 made before 1, 2, 3?

Because in charge Yoda was.

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What do you call a cow with 2 legs?

Lean Beef

What has 2 legs but can not walk?

A cripple.

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How does a poor man watch TV?

with binoculars. u know, he has to watch whatever the neighbours are watching.

What programs do cultists watch shows on?

Ct-hulu

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Who is your most disgruntled employee?

and "2: Does he have access to a mask shop "

What have 70 teeths and 2 eyes?

An alligator. Now what have 2 teeths and 70 eyes -A retirement home.

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What type of weed do lizards smoke?

Mariguana.

What do you call a lighter that is only used for weed?

A highlighter Edit: Or a Bud Light Courtesy of u/isnottoast

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Why was the russian airforce less superior than their enemies?

Cause their airplanes kept STALIN!! (Ill see myself out...)

What do u say?

SON: I WILL CRUSH MY ENEMIES ME: *nervous laughter* No, the other thing SON: Oh. Thank you