Why does voldemort have flat face?

He ran into wrong wall at train station

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What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant ?

I'm not sure but if you see one walking across the ceiling then run before it collapses !

Why couldn't the salad bowl play Scrabble?

It had run out of lettuce

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How did voldemort look like when he was hiding in albania?

Pretty gaunt

What do you call a bad riddle?

Voldemort

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Why does voldemort have flat face?

He ran into wrong wall at train station

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a Train Station?

A Whale Way