Why does voldemort have flat face?

He ran into wrong wall at train station

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Why can't gingers run?

Because they have no soles

Who the hell is this 'Foreclosure' guy?

And what is he running for

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Why are all the ladies attracted to Voldemort?

Because of his hex appeal.

What if Voldemort's last horcrux was his virginity?

Then Harry Potter would have to destroy it ofcourse.

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Why does voldemort have flat face?

He ran into wrong wall at train station

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a Train Station?

A Whale Way