Why does voldemort have flat face?

He ran into wrong wall at train station

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Why is Stephen Hawking successful?

He can't run away from his responsibilities.

Why couldn't I run the Compressed File?

I was missing the important Bits.

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Why are all the ladies attracted to Voldemort?

Because of his hex appeal.

How did voldemort look like when he was hiding in albania?

Pretty gaunt

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Why does voldemort have flat face?

He ran into wrong wall at train station

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a Train Station?

A Whale Way