Why does voldemort have flat face?

He ran into wrong wall at train station

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Why doesn't Mexico have its own Olympic team?

Because all those who can run, jump, or swim are already in the US.

Why doesn't Mexico have a team in the summer Olympics?

Because all the ones who can run, jump or swim are ready in the US.

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What happened to Voldemort's face?

Nobody nose.

How does Voldemort seal his mail?

With his Parceltongue. (...I'll see myself out)

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What do you get when you cross the ocean with a Train Station?

A Whale Way

Why does voldemort have flat face?

He ran into wrong wall at train station