Wrist Jokes

Why do people point at their wrist when asking for the time?

Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

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Where's the best place to pick up a girl who plays hard-to-get?

Around the ankles and wrists :D

How do depressed people play the violin?

With a razor and their wrist.

What type of wrists are the scariest?

Terror wrists.

What's a depressed teenagers favorite activity?

Making their wrist look like their jeans. (I'm sorry)

What do Australian emos use to cut their wrists?

Rise up lights

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What will you find in the toilet of a ship?

The captains log.

What does the president of Russia call his toilet?

Vladimir's Poo Tin

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What do you say when somebody cuts in front of you in line for Vietnamese noodles?

Hey, pho queue, dude

Whats the fastest way to cut down a tree?

Suh Dude

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When she got in front of the judge he asked, "first offender?

She replied, "No. First a Gibson, second a Fender."

Why all Pascal programmers ask to live in Atlantis?

Because it is below C level.

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What do you call an Asian who is always on time?

Thai Mingh Ha. Ha. Ha.

How is it when my son has homework,I have to be involved?

Dude,I already did my time.

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What sort of violin does a ghost play?

A dreadivarius.

What's better than a violin on your bed?

A fiddle between the sheets

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Why couldn't The Doctor play baseball?

They couldn't figure out Who was on first (Sorry, if this has been submitted before, im new here)

What do you call a punk band that knows how to play their instruments?

A metal band

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Why should you never ask people with Down Syndrome to use a printer?

They always make an extra copy

What state do most people live in?

Denial. Myself included.

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Why didn't the fisherman go to Florida to fish for long jawed fish with rows of razor like teeth?

He didn't have a Gar

Why does a barber never shave a man with a wooden leg?

Because he always uses a razor.