Wrist Jokes

Why do people point at their wrist when asking for the time?

Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

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Where's the best place to pick up a girl who plays hard-to-get?

Around the ankles and wrists :D

How do depressed people play the violin?

With a razor and their wrist.

What type of wrists are the scariest?

Terror wrists.

What's a depressed teenagers favorite activity?

Making their wrist look like their jeans. (I'm sorry)

What do Australian emos use to cut their wrists?

Rise up lights

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