Razor Jokes

What is an emo nerd's favourite brand?

Razor

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When did razors get so expensive?

Three more payments and I'll be able to shave

How do depressed people play the violin?

With a razor and their wrist.

Why does a barber never shave a man with a wooden leg?

Because he always uses a razor.

What's the best thing to have in a hairy situation?

A razor.

Why didn't the fisherman go to Florida to fish for long jawed fish with rows of razor like teeth?

He didn't have a Gar