What do you name a dog with no legs?

Cigarette" because you take him out for a drag.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a Hispanic woman with no legs?

Consuelo! My mother told me this one

What has four legs and is made out of wood?

A horse.

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What separates dogs and Mexicans?

The Mexican said, "A border".

What do you get when you mix an Insomniac a Dyslexic and an Agnostic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog

Cigarette Jokes More Cigarette Jokes

Why did the calculator pay $100 for a pack of cigarettes?

There was a sin tax error. 8.5

Which came first the chicken or the egg?

The one smoking the cigarette.

Drag Jokes More Drag Jokes

What do you do with a dog that doesn't have any legs?

You take him for a drag.

What do you do with a no-legged greyhound?

Take it drag racing