What do you name a dog with no legs?

Cigarette" because you take him out for a drag.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What has got four legs and an arm?

A: A Rottweiler in a playground.

Why do they say "break a leg !" to actors ?

If you said "tear an ACL !" to a star athlete, you'd be shot on the spot.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you get when you cross a dog and a frog?

A dog who can lick himself from across the room

What do you call a dog who loves to be dominated?

A sub woofer. Thank you & God Bless

Cigarette Jokes More Cigarette Jokes

Why did the calculator pay $100 for a pack of cigarettes?

There was a sin tax error. 8.5

How do you find out what's in an e-cigarette?

Just ask someone not to smoke it next to you.

Drag Jokes More Drag Jokes

What do you do with a no-legged greyhound?

Take it drag racing

What 6 things would you want on a deserted island?

Me: 1) You-- 10YO: Seriously Why would you drag me into that