What do you name a dog with no legs?

Cigarette" because you take him out for a drag.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, lying in a ditch?

Phil

What do you call 5 guys who have no arms or legs and a woman floating in the water together?

Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob and Ann

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What does a dyslectic, agnostic, insomniac think about at night?

Is there really a dog. Dog lover joke.

What's next - people marrying dogs?

nervous glance at dog Dog: Frank, we've been over this. I like you as a friend

Cigarette Jokes More Cigarette Jokes

What's a hipster's favorite kind of cigarette?

Yours.

What does an Arab do after riding his camel?

He has a cigarette!

Drag Jokes More Drag Jokes

What do you call a robot dressed in drag?

A transition metal.

Why did cavemen drag their women around by the hair?

Because if they dragged them by the ankles, they'd fill up with muck.