Which came first the chicken or the egg?

The one smoking the cigarette.

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What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?

Slow down, and possibly use a lubricant

What happens when a midget smokes weed?

He gets medium.

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How do they get to smoke their cigarettes?

They throw one cigarette overboard, which make the boat a cigarette lighter.

What's a hipster's favorite kind of cigarette?

Yours.