Which came first the chicken or the egg?

The one smoking the cigarette.

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What do you call a piano composer that smokes?

Tarcoughski

Why did the man smoke a cigarette in Beijing?

To get some fresh air

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What's a hipster's favorite kind of cigarette?

Yours.

How are Cigarettes like Hamsters?

They're harmless until you put one in your mouth and light in on fire