Which came first the chicken or the egg?

The one smoking the cigarette.

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What does a girl from Arkansas say when she loses her virginity?

Get off me paw, you're crushing my smokes."

What do you call a group of Mexicans smoking weed?

Baked beans

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Why did the calculator pay $100 for a pack of cigarettes?

There was a sin tax error. 8.5

Why did the man smoke a cigarette in Beijing?

To get some fresh air