An envelope!
When they are read.
By Spaghett-e-mail!
Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
When the color of the license plates start to change.
In the end, someone is going to lose a trailer.
Ey mon.
Will you envelope with me? (I know its Corny, but it makes me chuckle.)
I'm stuck on you!"
Two letters.
Because its in the middle of water!!!