Phd Jokes

What do you call someone who does a BA in Arts, a MA in English and a PhD in Gender Studies?

A well educated Barista

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What do you call a black person with a PHD?

A Doctor you racist!

What do call a fish with a Phd?

A brain sturgeon.

Why don't you see many chemists with master's degrees working with acids and bases?

To really understand acids and bases, you need a pHd.

What does the Chinese government call an American with a PhD in physics, math and chemistry?

STUPID AMERICAN!

What do you study to learn about acid?

A pHD

What's the difference between a PhD in math and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family of four

Why can't black people get PhD's?

Because they can't get past their Masters.

What do you call a PHD in religious studies?

Gods doctor.

What is the difference between a PhD in mathematics and a large pizza?

The pizza can feed a family of four

Why do few black people have a PhD?

They have trouble getting past their masters.

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