A: Because he was baroque.
Thought of this one on my own while playing WoW a couple days ago and I'm pretty sure it hasn't been told before. I like corny jokes. I Googled it and didn't find anything (:
Dead men sell no snails!
I'll be Bach.
Because they all they ever say is Bach! Bach! Bach!
Finding crabs on your organ.
Tulips around your organ! Ba dum bum chhhhhhh.