Why did Bach have to sell his organ?

A: Because he was baroque.

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What's the fastest way to make money as a guitarist?

By selling your guitar.

How is marijuana stock sold on the stock market?

Buy high sell higher.

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Why can't Bach play the piano?

He "Baroque" his arm, and also he's dead.

Why did the composer go to the chiropractor?

Because he had Bach problems

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What's worse than a lobster on your piano?

Crabs on your organ.

What's better than a vase of roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.