Why did Bach have to sell his organ?

A: Because he was baroque.

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Sell Jokes More Sell Jokes

How do you sell a chicken to someone who is hard of hearing?

HEY! DO YOU WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN!?!?!

What do you call... What do you call a dwarf who sells prosthetic limbs?

A small arms dealer.

Bach Jokes More Bach Jokes

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when invited to the musician themed costume party?

I'll be Bach

What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A: A pair of Re-bachs.

Organ Jokes More Organ Jokes

What's better than a vase of roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

What's better than a rose on a piano?

Tulips on an organ. Edit: accidentally a letter.