Why did Bach have to sell his organ?

A: Because he was baroque.

Why didn't the monk sell his temple?

Thought of this one on my own while playing WoW a couple days ago and I'm pretty sure it hasn't been told before. I like corny jokes. I Googled it and didn't find anything (:

Why arent there any French Restaurants in Davy Jones Locker?

Dead men sell no snails!

Bach Jokes More Bach Jokes

What did Schwarzenegger say when deciding which composer to be for Halloween?

I'll be Bach.

Why did Mozart hate chickens?

Because they all they ever say is Bach! Bach! Bach!

Organ Jokes More Organ Jokes

What's worse than finding a lobster on your piano?

Finding crabs on your organ.

What's better than roses around your piano?

Tulips around your organ! Ba dum bum chhhhhhh.