Why did Bach have to sell his organ?

A: Because he was baroque.

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How do you sell a chicken to someone who is hard of hearing?

HEY! DO YOU WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN!?!?!

How many guns do the US need to combat an enemy?

Two: one to shoot and one to sell him to shoot back.

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What's a tree's favourite composer called?

Bach

Why couldn't C.P.E. Bach find his contemporary?

He was Haydn.

Organ Jokes More Organ Jokes

What's better than a rose on a piano?

Tulips on an organ. Edit: accidentally a letter.

What's worse than a dead muskrat under your piano?

A diseased beaver on your organ.