Why was the doctor annoyed?

Because he didn't have any patients.

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What does a duck say when it goes to the doctor?

Quack

Why did the broken window not go to the doctor?

He had no more pane

Patient Jokes More Patient Jokes

Why are you so excited?

the surgeon asked the patient that was about to be anesthetized. "But doc this is my first operation." "Really It's mine too and I am not excited at all."

How bad are they?

Doctor: It depends, how old are you Patient: I will be 24 soon. Doctor: Pffff, no you won't.

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What is the easy way to get a wild elephant ?

Get a tame one and annoy it !

What kind of noise annoys an oyster?

A noisy noise annoys an oyster.