Why was the doctor annoyed?

Because he didn't have any patients.

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Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

How bad is it, Doctor?

Doc: Damn it I told you I'm a mine worker not a doctor. It's my name, idiot

What did the doctor say When a fruit walked into his office that was feeling like a vegetable?

what's tomato with you !

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What are we waiting for?

the doctor asks. "Patients, Doctor," replied the nurse. "Patients."

What did the pro bono plastic surgeon say to their patient on Dec 31st?

Happy new ears Eve!

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How to annoy a Redditor?

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What's the problem with your marriage?

WIFE: He replaces words with animal names just to annoy me ME: I don't do it on porpoise