What did the pro bono plastic surgeon say to their patient on Dec 31st?

Happy new ears Eve!

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Eve Jokes More Eve Jokes

What makes fish smell?

One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."

Who were the first people not to read the apple ToC?

Adam and Eve

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What did the doctor say to the speeding commuter?

Thank you for your patients.

Why didn't the patient sue the dentist for pulling the wrong tooth?

Because it was accidental.