What did the pro bono plastic surgeon say to their patient on Dec 31st?

Happy new ears Eve!

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What did Adam say to Eve on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve."

How did Adam and Eve feel when expelled from the Garden of Eden?

A. They were really put out.

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What do you see?

Patient: A house and Me: Wrong it's Batman. Ok this one Patient: I se Me: Nope. Batman again.

Why didn't the doctor use Twitter to tell the patient that he had a deadly disease?

Because the condition was untweetable.