What did the pro bono plastic surgeon say to their patient on Dec 31st?

Happy new ears Eve!

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Who were the first people not to read the apple ToC?

Adam and Eve

What did Adam say to Eve on Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve.

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How bad are they?

Doctor: It depends, how old are you Patient: I will be 24 soon. Doctor: Pffff, no you won't.

Why wasn't the patient concerned when she was told she had a brain tumor?

The doctor said it was all in her head