Rerun Jokes

What is the difference between Reddit and children's television?

Children don't throw tantrums when there's a rerun of some content.

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What does the last man on earth watch on tv?

Reruns

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I can't make a vitamin

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A: A dressmaker tucks up frills.

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How can you tell baseball players are smarter than football players?

When was the last time you saw a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field?

What is it exactly that separates man from animal?

Divorce

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What happens if I throw up in the red shoe bin by the door?

Me: Why is your question alarmingly specific 4: No reason.

Why did the boy fall off his bike?

A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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What did the polar bear's wife say when she couldn't bear his tantrums any more?

Bye bye bipolar polar bear

What is the difference between Reddit and children's television?

Children don't throw tantrums when there's a rerun of some content.

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What do you call a child with no arms and no legs swimming in a pool?

Bob.

How do Chinese people know what to name their children?

After the last dog they just ate.

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Why do they keep making TVs thinner and thinner?

To keep up with the content.

What do you call somebody who is content being average sized?

A happy medium.

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Why are DJ's called 'radio personalities' ?

Because if they had the looks they'd be on TV.

How will the Duggar's stay on TV and make money?

By moving the show to a "true crime" channel and calling it "18 Victims and Counting".

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Why is Paris the city of love?

Hard P and a soft A. Modified from comment section of reddit

What did the man who frequents the internet do with a book?

He Reddit.