Content Jokes

What is the difference between Reddit and children's television?

Children don't throw tantrums when there's a rerun of some content.

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What do you call somebody who is content being average sized?

A happy medium.

Why do they keep making TVs thinner and thinner?

To keep up with the content.

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Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What do you say when the Batmobile drives by?

Na na na na na na na na BAT MAN What do you say when a stolen Batmobile drives by? Na na na na na na na na BLACK MAN

What if I color on you?

What if I run a truck along your back Steal your toy Throw a ball Spit food at you - My toddler, wooing the dog

Vanilla Ice Jokes More Vanilla Ice Jokes

Why is Vanilla Ice scratching his head?

Lice. Lice, maybe.

What would you call Vanilla Ice if he was asian?

Yellow Snow.

Belong Jokes More Belong Jokes

Why do white people think they can say the N word?

Because it is the only thing left that still belongs to black people.

How many black guys does it take to cook chicken?

None. Blacks belong in the fields, woman belong in the kitchen.

Read Jokes More Read Jokes

What limitations does braille have? Can it represent everything that we read using the alphabet?

Very limited fonts.

Why are so many Italians named Tony?

Because when they immigrated from Italy, customs stuck a label on their lapel reading ToN.Y.

Spray Jokes More Spray Jokes

Whatever shall we do?

Let us spray!" replied the other.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a water hose?

Hare spray.

Shot Jokes More Shot Jokes

What do you get when you cross the CIA and the Republican Party?

Shot in the head in Dallas.

What do you call a skank playing "H.O.R.S.E?

She missed two shots, so she's a ho. I'll leave now.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why does Jehovah need so many witnesses?

Sounds like a pretty shady dude to me.

Who needs whips and chains?

Christian should have had Ana read Fifty Shades of Grey if he wanted to torture her.

Pressure Jokes More Pressure Jokes

Why can't an egg ever be in charge?

Because they crack under pressure.

What does Cam Newton have in common with a Fig Newton?

They are both soft and crumble under pressure.