Content Jokes

What is the difference between Reddit and children's television?

Children don't throw tantrums when there's a rerun of some content.

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What do you call somebody who is content being average sized?

A happy medium.

Why do they keep making TVs thinner and thinner?

To keep up with the content.

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Shot Jokes More Shot Jokes

What's the difference between the US and Russian Presidents?

US presidents get shot while Russian presidents take shots.

Why did John F. Kennedy take a cab home?

Because he had too many shots.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What do you call a British guy who throws a spear through the knee?

Britney Spears

How do you make a cat bark like a dog?

Cover it in lighter fluid and throw a match at it: "WOOF!"

Spray Jokes More Spray Jokes

What did the veterinarian performing canine reproductive surgery say to the veterinarian with over productive saliva disorder?

Spay it don't spray it.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a water hose?

Hare spray.

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What did Steven hawking say when he first got his wheelchair?

I can't stand being in this

What do you call a guy who stands under a bull?

Understandabull

Reddit Jokes More Reddit Jokes

What Does Reddit stand for?

Reddit: Re-Downvote Downvote it.

What is Reddit's favorite airliner?

Virgin airlines.

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

How does the man in the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.

What sits in the kitchen and gets smaller and smaller?

A baby combing its hair with an apple peeler

Label Jokes More Label Jokes

How can you tell the difference between a can of chicken soup and a can of tomato soup?

Read the label.

Why are so many Italians named Tony?

Because when they immigrated from Italy, customs stuck a label on their lapel reading ToN.Y.

12 Jokes More 12 Jokes

How do you get high underwater?

seaweed! lol my friends 12 yr old daughter told us this one

What do you call 12 enchiladas?

A footilada!