What's the cheapest present for an ophan?

A tattoo with dad

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What do you say when you catch a deer with no eyes?

I have no-eye-deer! (Unless you're a dad, you may need to sound it out)

How would you like to make a donation to our local orphanage?

Dad: yea sure yells up to me son, you live with this guy now!

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What's the cheapest present for an ophan?

A tattoo with dad

Why are ophans no good at baseball?

They dont know where home is.