What's the cheapest present for an ophan?

A tattoo with dad

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What do you call your mom who used to be your dad?

A transparent ( )

Why are you always tired, Dad?

my 3-year-old asked as she woke me from a nap by poking me in the eye.

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What's the cheapest present for an ophan?

A tattoo with dad

Why are ophans no good at baseball?

They dont know where home is.