What's the cheapest present for an ophan?

A tattoo with dad

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When he grow up, he will ask me, "Dad, did you name me after a planet?

And i will be like, "No:("

Why do Vampires make poor project managers?

Because the refuse you to meet with stake holders. (why yes, I am a dad why do you ask )

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What's the cheapest present for an ophan?

A tattoo with dad

Why are ophans no good at baseball?

They dont know where home is.