What did the horse say when he fell down?

I've fallen and I can't giddyup.

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree?

Because he was drunk Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was tied to the first one Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

What did the cholo say when two houses fell on him?

Get off me, homes!" My brother heard this on Tosh.

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What do you call a horse that has very good vision underwater?

A seehorse.

What actor do horses like the most?

Matthew McConaug-hay