What did the horse say when he fell down?

I've fallen and I can't giddyup.

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Why did the cop stink?

Because he fell asleep on duty.

What's the difference between falling from the 1st and 10th floor?

Falling from the 1st floor: SPLAT! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Falling from the 10th floor: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! SPLAT!

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What do you call a horse that's a criminal?

A Zebra.

What does a horse and kryptonite have in common?

They both paralyze superman