What did the horse say when he fell down?

I've fallen and I can't giddyup.

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why do you need to carry radioactive materials in sealed, lead containers?

To stop it from falling out.

Why did the fallen child cross the road?

Believing that one day, the chicken will cross the road, it fills you with determination.

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What do you call it when a horse punches you really hard?

A neigh-maker

Why did the boy stand behind the horse?

He thought he might get a kick out of it!