What Happens when you fart in church?

You sit in your own pew

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What happens when you get hit by a rental car?

It Hertz.

What happens when a lamppost breaks?

Sorry, repost

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What is a burp?

A fart taking the elevator.

What did water say when ice farted?

Ice melt it.

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What's the diffrence between a girl in a church and a girl in a bath?

The girl in a church has a soul full of hope and the girl in a bath has, well... EDIT: better structure.

What's the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bathtub?

The woman in church has hope in her soul... The woman In the bathtub has soap in her hole.

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What time is it when yo mama sits on a chair?

Time to buy a new chair.

Why does Black Widow love sitting on Captain America's shield?

Because it's made out of vibranium.

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Where do Tie Fighters sit in church?

In the *pew*.

What's the difference between a church and a mosque?

In a church you see pew, pew pew. In a mosque you hear pew pew pew.