What Happens when you fart in church?

You sit in your own pew

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What happens when you combine TNT with a hard drive?

It gets blown to

What happened to r/showerthoughts?

They went down the drain.

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What do you call a fart from an Egyptian stranger?

Toot uncommon

What's the definition of a surprise?

A fart with a lump in it

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How do you know you're at a redneck wedding?

Everybody is sitting on the same side of the church

Why did the blonde go to church?

B/c she heard there was a guy hung like this(https://riverchurchtelford.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/jesus.jpg)

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Who doesn't like to sit in front of the fire?

A Snowman.

What is brown and sits in a toilet in a dutch attic?

The diarrhea of Anne Frank.

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What's the difference between a church and a mosque?

In a church you see pew, pew pew. In a mosque you hear pew pew pew.

Where do Tie Fighters sit in church?

In the *pew*.