What Happens when you fart in church?

You sit in your own pew

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What's the worst thing that could happen if you don't use a condom?

Your parents would know!

What happened when the Italian chef died?

He pasta away

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What do you call a person who teaches you the art of farting?

A tooter

What does the US military and a fart have in common?

Air Force

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Why did the melons get married in a church?

Because they cantaloupe.

What's the diffrence between a girl in a church and a girl in a bath?

The girl in a church has a soul full of hope and the girl in a bath has, well... EDIT: better structure.

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What's Irish and sits outside?

Paddy O'furniture

What do drug dealers sit on?

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Where do Tie Fighters sit in church?

In the *pew*.

Why do Storm Troopers like churchs?

Cuz of all the pews. I hate myself