What Happens when you fart in church?

You sit in your own pew

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What happens if you draw on the blackboard and the teacher told you not to?

She draws a smack!

What happened to Frankenstein's stupid son?

He had so much wax in his ears that he became a permanent contributor to Madame Tussaud's.

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What does the US military and a fart have in common?

Air Force

How's a fart and a teenager alike?

Because once you go to sleep, you can't trust either of them to not sneak out.

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Why did the duck get kicked out of church?

Because he was using fowl language!

What did the decorators say when they went to church?

Repaint! Repaint! And thin no more!"

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What do you call a pig sitting on a hog?

Usually they prefer to be called "officer"

Why is there no Asian Isaac Newton?

He sat under the durian tree.

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What does a laser in a church sound like?

Pew pew pew!

What does a church shooting sound like?

Pew! Pew!