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What's the difference between a church and a mosque?

In a church you see pew, pew pew. In a mosque you hear pew pew pew.

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What happened to the guy who farted in church?

He sat in his own pew.

Why do Storm Troopers like churchs?

Cuz of all the pews. I hate myself

What does a laser in a church sound like?

Pew pew pew!

What does a church shooting sound like?

Pew! Pew!

What's a storm trooper's favorite pollster?

Pew! Pew! Pew!

Where do Tie Fighters sit in church?

In the *pew*.

What Happens when you fart in church?

You sit in your own pew

What sounds does a vicar's gun make?

Pew! Pew!

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What does a laser in a church sound like?

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What's the difference between a church and a mosque?

In a church you see pew, pew pew. In a mosque you hear pew pew pew.

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What happens when you drop a hand gren-egg ?

It eggs-plodes !

What happens when you heavily water farmland?

The plot thickens.

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Why does Jesus hate M&Ms?

They keep falling through his hands.

Why do politians hate the term "mudslinging"?

They don't want to get their hands dirty.

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What is the main material used in the manufacture of TIE fighters?

TIE tanium

Where do Tie Fighters sit in church?

In the *pew*.

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What religion do mosquitoes follow?

Muslim, because they go to a mosque...ito. Sorry.

What's the difference between a mosque and a school?

I don't know, I just fly the drones.

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What do you get when an epileptic person fights an iceberg with a sword?

Seizure Salad

Why bro?

Men with no pants fighting for a belt.. WTF

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What did the Skunk say at Church?

Let us spray

What's the difference between a lady in church and a lady in a bathtub?

The lady in church has hope in her soul.

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What is a guy who rubs bear toes called?

Rob...wait for it... erto! Rubeartoe!

How many ways are there to please a guy?

Three way.