In a church you see pew, pew pew. In a mosque you hear pew pew pew.
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He sat in his own pew.
Cuz of all the pews. I hate myself
Pew pew pew!
Pew! Pew!
Pew! Pew! Pew!
In the *pew*.
You sit in your own pew
Oh, it's a really obscure number. You've probably never heard of it.
Twerky! I thought of that yesterday, apologies if you've heard it a thousand times already.
Douse it in gasoline and set it on fire. !
The sound an erection makes when it hits a cymbal.
They are both going to miss every body.
An Imperial Walker
Cause they don't want no beef Edit: I'm going to crawl back into my hole now
Parkinson's
Pop
Because all proper tea is theft.
Best game of Highway Jeopardy ever.
im farting carrots, im farting carrots...
TIE tanium
You must not bring either to the movies.
The guns wasn't in the horse fixing resume!"
