What sounds does a vicar's gun make?

Pew! Pew!

Previous Random Joke Next
Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

Where are the groceries?

ME: Bacon was on sale. WIFE: Oh god, what does that mean *sound of dump truck backing into driveway*

How do you greet an overweight Micronesian when you're trying to sound cool?

Microsoft Word.

Pew Jokes More Pew Jokes

What's the difference between a church and a mosque?

In a church you see pew, pew pew. In a mosque you hear pew pew pew.

What does a laser in a church sound like?

Pew pew pew!