What sounds does a vicar's gun make?

Pew! Pew!

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What's the sound that 10 stubby fingers make on a desk?

Drumpf Drumpf Drumpf Drumpf Drumpf...*

What sound does a baby make when you put it in a microwave?

I don't know....I was too busy masterbating.

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What's a storm trooper's favorite pollster?

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What Happens when you fart in church?

You sit in your own pew