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What's the difference between a church and a mosque?

In a church you see pew, pew pew. In a mosque you hear pew pew pew.

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What does a laser in a church sound like?

Pew pew pew!

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What did the blonde do when she discovered that most accidents happen within a mile from home?

She moved.

What happens when you go to the bathroom scared?

A spooky dookie.

Organization Jokes More Organization Jokes

Why are Mormons more like Muslims than they are like Christians?

Christians are not-for-prophet organizations.

What do you call the headquarters of an organization of space terrorists?

ISISISS

Tie Jokes More Tie Jokes

What do you call it when you tie a brick to a jar of Miracle Whip and throw it into the ocean?

Sink-o de Mayo"

What is the main material used in the manufacture of TIE fighters?

TIE tanium

Mosque Jokes More Mosque Jokes

What religion do mosquitoes follow?

Muslim, because they go to a mosque...ito. Sorry.

Why don't churches, synagogues, mosques and temples have Wi-Fi?

Because religions don't like competing with an invisible power that actually works.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why do Greek men wear gold neck chains?

A: So they know where to stop shaving.

Why did the mermaid wear SeaShells?

Because she outgrew her B-Shells. Ha...

Skunk Jokes More Skunk Jokes

What did the judge say when the skunk was on trial?

Odour in court!

What do you get if you cross a skunk with a bear ?

Winnie the Pooh !

Khaki Jokes More Khaki Jokes

What colour pants do you need to start a vehicle?

Khaki

What do you call the Skunk who wears khaki's and goes to private school?

Preppy le Pew

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between alcoholism and a lobotomy?

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.

What's the difference between a joke and your friend's blog?

You enjoy it when a joke is posted on Facebook