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What's the difference between a church and a mosque?

In a church you see pew, pew pew. In a mosque you hear pew pew pew.

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What does a laser in a church sound like?

Pew pew pew!

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What's the difference between a blond and a washing machine?

When you drop a load into a washing machine it doesn't follow you around for a week.

Whats the difference between Pink Floyd and Princess Diana?

Nothing, their last big hit was the wall.

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What do churches and guns have in common?

They both go PEW PEW PEW

What's the difference between a church and a mosque?

In a church you see pew, pew pew. In a mosque you hear pew pew pew.

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What happened to the guy who farted in church?

He sat in his own pew.

What's a storm trooper's favorite pollster?

Pew! Pew! Pew!

Gun Jokes More Gun Jokes

What's the difference between tumblr and a gun?

The gun has only one trigger

What gun would Jesus outlaw first?

A nail gun

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

Why did helium get into a fight with neon?

They can't bond with each other, no matter how hard they try.

What do you call a Mexican fighting a Catholic priest?

Alien vs. Predator

Fart Jokes More Fart Jokes

What did water say when ice farted?

Ice melt it.

What did the poop said to the other poop?

Poop: Please don't push. It's already tight in here! Poop to Pee: May I go first? Meanwhile, Fart pushing everyone to the sides.. Fart: Excuse me! Excuse me! I need to go!

Fighter Jokes More Fighter Jokes

Why was Mohamed Ali born a fighter?

In the womb, he used to fight bald clowns. (Self made joke)

Where do Tie Fighters sit in church?

In the *pew*.

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

What do you call someone who hates people without toes and can't have ice cream?

Lack-toes intolerant

Why does Mr. Pencil hate Mr. Pen so much?

Because he is an erascist.