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What's the difference between a church and a mosque?

In a church you see pew, pew pew. In a mosque you hear pew pew pew.

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What does a laser in a church sound like?

Pew pew pew!

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What's a storm trooper's favorite pollster?

Pew! Pew! Pew!

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Pew! Pew!

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Why did they kick Raggedy Anne out of the toybox?

She kept on sitting on Pinocchio's face yelling "Lie to me... lie to me!"

What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench?

The NBA

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What kind of organization is Atheism?

Non-prophet.

What do you call an organization that does demographic surveys of energy weapon owners?

The Pew Pew Research Center

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What's the difference between a church and a mosque?

In a church you see pew, pew pew. In a mosque you hear pew pew pew.

What's the difference between a mosque and a school?

I don't know, I just fly the drones.

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What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a high school?

Names

When you guys describe me to your families do you use the word tigress?

I'd prefer if you included tigress

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What did one skunk say to another?

And so do you!

Why do skunks celebrate valentines day?

Because they are very scentimental.

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Why did Bill and Hillary send Chelsea to a private school?

A: If they sent her to a public school the secret service would be out-gunned!

What do you call the Skunk who wears khaki's and goes to private school?

Preppy le Pew

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What happens when you smoke weed in Saudi Arabia?

You get stoned.

What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease?

A: Her IQ goes up!