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What's the difference between a church and a mosque?

In a church you see pew, pew pew. In a mosque you hear pew pew pew.

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What does a laser in a church sound like?

Pew pew pew!

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Storm Trooper Jokes More Storm Trooper Jokes

Why are storm troopers so clingy?

Cause no matter where you're at they'll always miss you.

What do Storm Troopers and Bone Thugs N Harmony have in common?

They are both going to miss every body.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

What does Miley Cyrus have for Christmas Dinner?

Twerky! I thought of that yesterday, apologies if you've heard it a thousand times already.

What do you call a geologist who can't hear?

Stone deaf...

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens when a carpenter drinks with his wife?

He gets hammered and she gets nailed.

Whats happening?

FB=Whats on your mind FourSquare= Where am I Quora=what Youtube=What Im watching. LinkedIn=Whats in it for me

Tie Jokes More Tie Jokes

What do you call an actor from Alabama that is forced by contract to play a certain character in a production?

Role tied.

Why couldn't the hippie reach his tie dyed T-shirt?

Because it was Far Out!

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

What's orange and sounds like a parrot?

A Carrot.

What sound does a pigeon make when kicked in the nuts?

A high coo(/spoiler)

Tie Fighter Jokes More Tie Fighter Jokes

What is the main material used in the manufacture of TIE fighters?

TIE tanium

Where do Tie Fighters sit in church?

In the *pew*.

Fart Jokes More Fart Jokes

What cuts four farts in the morning, two farts at midday, and three farts in the evening?

A sphinxter.

What happens when Supper stars fart in public?

lol

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

Why does the NSA hate the winter?

They got snowed in.

Why was Karl Marx against Chinese mutes?

Because he hated the B shu!