Pew Pew Jokes

What's the difference between a church and a mosque?

In a church you see pew, pew pew. In a mosque you hear pew pew pew.

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What does a laser in a church sound like?

Pew pew pew!

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Gun Jokes More Gun Jokes

What's the difference between a feminist and a gun?

Some people are against shooting guns.

What, over in 6 seconds?

No, with 8 black men and a gun."

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

What do people who refuse to fight use as weapons?

Their pacifists

Why are dragons so tired?

Because they fight knights!

Fighter Jokes More Fighter Jokes

Where do Tie Fighters sit in church?

In the *pew*.

Why was Mohamed Ali born a fighter?

In the womb, he used to fight bald clowns. (Self made joke)

Church Jokes More Church Jokes

What do you call it when a woman of the church goes on a secret mission?

Nun of your business

Why did the eagle fly into the church?

It was a bird of pray

Skunk Jokes More Skunk Jokes

Why was the skunk arrested for counterfeiting?

Because he gave out bad scents (cents).

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a wasp?

Something that stinks and stings!

Laser Jokes More Laser Jokes

What does a laser in a church sound like?

Pew pew pew!

Why was the laser sad?

All his gas is Argon.

Mosque Jokes More Mosque Jokes

What religion do mosquitoes follow?

Muslim, because they go to a mosque...ito. Sorry.

What's the difference between a mosque and a school?

I don't know, I just fly the drones.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What's the difference between a wealthy man wearing a tux and riding a bike and a hobo in torn jeans and shirt riding a unicycle?

Attire.

Why do Russians always wear track suits?

Because they are always RUSSIAN to places. thanks