Pew Pew Jokes

What's the difference between a church and a mosque?

In a church you see pew, pew pew. In a mosque you hear pew pew pew.

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What does a laser in a church sound like?

Pew pew pew!

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Why does everyone hate Harkonnen web-devs?

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What'd ya call 50 n*ggers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start. P.S: N*ggers=Naggers. I hate those guys. What did you think?? )

Fart Jokes More Fart Jokes

Why should've Christians chosen farts over bread?

It's more fun to break wind

Who farted?

Best game of Highway Jeopardy ever.

Tie Fighter Jokes More Tie Fighter Jokes

Where do Tie Fighters sit in church?

In the *pew*.

What is the main material used in the manufacture of TIE fighters?

TIE tanium

Mosque Jokes More Mosque Jokes

What's the difference between a mosque and a school?

I don't know, I just fly the drones.

Why don't churches, synagogues, mosques and temples have Wi-Fi?

Because religions don't like competing with an invisible power that actually works.

Khaki Jokes More Khaki Jokes

What do you call the Skunk who wears khaki's and goes to private school?

Preppy le Pew

What colour pants do you need to start a vehicle?

Khaki

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

What do you get when an epileptic person fights an iceberg with a sword?

Seizure Salad

Why did helium get into a fight with neon?

They can't bond with each other, no matter how hard they try.

Laser Jokes More Laser Jokes

Why was the laser sad?

All his gas is Argon.

What does a laser in a church sound like?

Pew pew pew!

Organization Jokes More Organization Jokes

Why are Mormons more like Muslims than they are like Christians?

Christians are not-for-prophet organizations.

What kind of organization is Atheism?

Non-prophet.