How to keep an idiot waiting?

I'll tell you tomorrow. Edit: Grammar.

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Why Is Chemistry Racist?

It's very selective. Edit. My first time making a joke. I know I can't make a joke. This is not directed at anyone.

What were Jesus' final words?

So long and thanks for all the fish." Edit: Everyone hates me.

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Why is food better than men?

Because you don't have to wait an hour for seconds.

When jokes go to parties, where do they wait for drinks?

In the punchlines.

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How to keep an idiot waiting?

I'll tell you tomorrow. Edit: Grammar.

Why did Rodney Dangerfield always make such unbalanced RPG characters?

He never got no respec. *edited to make grammar worse