How to keep an idiot waiting?

I'll tell you tomorrow. Edit: Grammar.

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Why are calculators grey and boring?

Cause it's what's on the inside that counts! EDIT: it was a joke guys:(

What do you call a smart knife?

Cleaver! EDIT: Also Sharp, knew about this one but I like Cleaver better.

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How do we know Jesus was a man?

We've had to wait 2,000 years for his second coming.

What does Usain Bolt do when he misses the bus?

He waits at the next station

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What Is An Doge?

much wow such doge much grammar such hamburger so good

Who run the world?

Generally people who have at least a basic understanding of grammar.