How to keep an idiot waiting?

I'll tell you tomorrow. Edit: Grammar.

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Why does Caitlyn Jenner feel like her kids see though her?

I guess she is trans parent now Edit: *through

Why do Chinese only care about themselves?

Because they have no i's (plural of i). Edit: eyes. Eyes guys. It's a bad pun.

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What broke?

opens door* Just wait until I get out there!! parenting from the bathroom

What is 10 years with me?

Wife:What is 10 years with me Husband:A second. Wife:What is $1000 for me Husband:A coin. Wife: Ok give me a coin. Husband:Wait a second

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How do you comfort a grammar fanatic?

Their, they're, there

Which joke has the maximum HOT Nuns in it?

You don't know none.. And here to learn one.. So when you are with your friends.. Or walking with your son.. Tell them reddit jokes.. thinking now they would listen... (to you) play it cool, play it slow.. No need to blow.. Take this further, take this far.. till sang by a star. (Improvise it as you like, don't care about the grammar. No rapper does.)