How to keep an idiot waiting?

I'll tell you tomorrow. Edit: Grammar.

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What's the difference between Donald and a piece of fruit?

Oranges have thick skin. Let the downvotes fly, people! You've only got one! Edit: Did not expect this joke to get this good of a reception. Thanks, guys!

Why did Rodney Dangerfield always make such unbalanced RPG characters?

He never got no respec. *edited to make grammar worse

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What happened when the two lovers were watching a scary movie in a year when Valentine's day happened to fall on Friday the 13th?

Oh wait, nevermind. I'm an idiot...*

What letter has to wait in line the longest?

Q

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How to keep an idiot waiting?

I'll tell you tomorrow. Edit: Grammar.

What Is An Doge?

much wow such doge much grammar such hamburger so good