How to keep an idiot waiting?

I'll tell you tomorrow. Edit: Grammar.

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Why do teenagers want to work for Intel?

Core i3, i5, i7... ican't even! Edited from: >They can't even

What do the wage gap and the story of Hercules have in common?

They're both myths.

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How do you make an idiot easily wait ?

I tell you tomorrow.

What did the doctor say to the midget waiting in the lobby?

You're just going to have to be a little patient.

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How do you make a door cry?

You twist its knob. edit: grammar

Why did Rodney Dangerfield always make such unbalanced RPG characters?

He never got no respec. *edited to make grammar worse