Where do Martians drink beer ?

At a mars bar !

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Why do people who drink milk struggle to walk?

Because they lactose.

Why do Anarchists only drink herbal tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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What kind of beer does a cow brew?

Heifer-weizen.

What will you be drinking?

Harambe: I'll have a beer Me: No, he'll have just ice Bartender: Just ice Me: Yes. Justice for Harambe.

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What is a martian's favourite chocolate?

A mars bar

Where do Martians drink beer ?

At a mars bar !

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Where do Martians drink beer ?

At a mars bar !

How Many Martians Does It Take to Screw In a Lightbulb?

At least two, but they have to be pretty small to fit.