Where do Martians drink beer ?

At a mars bar !

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Why bother drinking water?

You're just gonna pee it out. This is what Big Water doesn't want you to know.

Where does a Martian go for a drink?

A Mars Bar

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What happens to a woman who falls down the stairs?

Nothing, as long as she doesn't drop my beers

What does an alcoholic do when he is out of beer?

Wine

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What is a martian's favourite chocolate?

A mars bar

Where does a Martian go for a drink?

A Mars Bar

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How Many Martians Does It Take to Screw In a Lightbulb?

At least two, but they have to be pretty small to fit.

Where does a Martian go for a drink?

A Mars Bar