Why do Stasi officers make such good taxi drivers?

You get in the car and they already know your name and where you live.

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Why did the pro football player from the last-place team drop pieces of hamburger into his soup?

He wanted to know how it felt to take part in a Soup-er Bowl!

What type of Martial Arts does Jesus know?

Jiu Jitsu.

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What car did the Apostles drive?

Hint:Acts 2:1 KJV)

What is a NYC nanosecond?

If you are stuck at a red light, its the time that it takes for the occupant of the car behind you to honk his horn when the light turns green.

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Why does Sia live in a low-rent apartment?

She loves cheap bills

What are two letters a Brit can't live without?

T and Qs.