Why do Stasi officers make such good taxi drivers?

You get in the car and they already know your name and where you live.

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What's the difference between a public park and a public toilet?

I need to know before my court date on Monday.

Why are lemons yellow?

They don't know it either - that's why they are so sour

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How do computers measure pain?

Gigahurts. (Came up with this in the car on my way to school hopefully its original)

What do you call a mexican who last his car?

Juaquin.

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Where live the knights of the round bed?

They live in Cameltoe.

How do tree surgeons live?

Life on the hedge!