Saucer Jokes

Why do aliens always disembark via ramp?

Do they have problems with stairs Or are flying saucers just handicap-accessible

Couple's Daily Question Mug

Couple's Daily Question Mug

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What did the saucer say to the teacup?

You have a hot bottom.

Why were the flies playing football in saucer ?

They where playing for the cup !

How do you get milk from a witch's cat?

Steal her saucer.