Marijuana Field Jokes

Why did the cow return to the marijuana field?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

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Why did the cows return to the marijuana field?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

Why did the cattle leave the marijuana field?

Because the steaks were too high!

Why are the steaks so high?

Because the pot was calling the cattle back and the cows went back to the marijuana field.

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