What do you call a super kind man who spends too much time on the beach?

A tangent

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What's the main thing a woman needs to think about when considering a potential boyfriend?

Is this the man I want my kids to spend every second weekend with?

However, a man goes home and tells his wife about it. How is this possible?

He wasn't single.

Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

Why doesn't Kanye West take his wife to the beach?

Because he is afraid tidal wave will take her away from him.

Who do people hate and love but is really hot and goes to beach everyday?

Sun of a beach

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Why do you never wear two monocles at the same time?

Because you'd make a spectacle of yourself.

Why are burglars such good tennis players ?

Because they spend such a lot of their time in courts !

Spend Jokes More Spend Jokes

What do you call a liquid that spent all its money dissolving solute?

insolvent

Why didn't you report your stolen credit card?

Man: The thief was spending less than my wife. Police: Then why are you reporting it now Man: I think now the thief's wife has started using it!

Tangent Jokes More Tangent Jokes

What do you find on a beach?

A tangent.

Why can't geometry teachers tell good jokes?

They go off on tangents.