What do you call a super kind man who spends too much time on the beach?

A tangent

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How do you get a man with only one arm out of a tree?

Wave.

How many men does it take to make popcorn?

Four one to hold the pot and three to act macho and shake the stove.

Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

Why does the man go to the beach when he's hungry?

Because of the sand which is there.

What did the Ocean say to the Beach?

Nothing, it just waved... Prolly my favorite joke of all time, maybe ever.

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What would the punishment be for smoking a joint in the times of Jesus Christ?

You would get stoned. And then get rocks thrown at you.

How many times does 1 go into 0?

As Many Times As It Wants!

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What do you call someone who spends the whole time on their phone whenever you hang out?

A phoney friend!

How much did the pirate spend on his earings?

A buck an ear.

Tangent Jokes More Tangent Jokes

Why can't geometry teachers tell good jokes?

They go off on tangents.

What do you call a super kind man who spends too much time on the beach?

A tangent