What did the barber say to the Potato?

You've got eyes on the back of your head!"

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Potato Jokes More Potato Jokes

Why do dentists like potatoes?

Because they are so filling.

Why couldn't the potato get off the couch?

Because it was baked.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

Why were the 5 gorgeous young blonde Danish fashion models sobbing their eyes out?

I told them I wasn't going to give birth to them.

What has three eyes, three hands, and three legs?

Two pirates

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why did the astronomer hit himself on the head in the afternoon?

He wanted to see stars during the day.

What did the flower say about the tree heading to the sky?

He's on route.

Barber Jokes More Barber Jokes

Why did a gun go to the barber?

Because it's bangs were getting long!

Who's there ! Barber ! Barber who ?

Barberd wire !