What did the barber say to the Potato?

You've got eyes on the back of your head!"

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Potato Jokes More Potato Jokes

What type of cow produces both milk and potatos?

Your Mother.

How many Latvians does it take to screw a lightbulb?

Is dark. Bulb is potato.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

How does the chef prepare the chicken?

The waiter replies, "He looks it straight in the eye and says, 'You're gonna die.'"

What do you call a fish without an eye?

A Fsh

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What goes on forever with no head?

A loveless marriage.

What was the point in making your car louder, bro?

Do you really want women to turn their heads and notice you drive a 1999 Honda Civic

Barber Jokes More Barber Jokes

Why does a barber never shave a man with a wooden leg?

Because he always uses a razor.

What did the hair stylist do when the Beach Boys came on?

The barber ran