What did the barber say to the Potato?

You've got eyes on the back of your head!"

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Potato Jokes More Potato Jokes

What do you call a potato from Colorado?

A baked potato

Why don't you tell secrets in a garden?

Because the corn have ears, the potatos have eyes and the beanstalk.

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Why was the fish swimming backwards?

It didn't want to get water in its eyes.

What do you call a cow with no eyes?

A cow.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What do you call a man with a shovel on his head?

Dug

How do you keep a lawyer from drowning?

You take your foot off the top of their head.

Barber Jokes More Barber Jokes

What did the barber say to the Potato?

You've got eyes on the back of your head!"

How does a barber avoid getting hair in his food?

By giving her a Brazilian wax first!