A baked potato
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
A baked potato.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
He got baked.
Because he kneads the dough.
Stephen Hawking in a house fire.
Stephen Hawkings after a house fire.
Pupil: You told me to put it in the Net.
I can't pair wines like this.
Whiskey sour
Because one more would be "two-fahrty"
It was the pot calling the cattle back.
He doesn't like to be spotted
Because it scares the dog.
A high turnover.
Snoop Log
He got caught giving alcohol to minors.
I'm at your service ma'am.