Bake Potato Jokes

What do you call a potato that had too much pot?

A baked potato

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What do you call a potato from Colorado?

A baked potato

What do you call a high person with Downs Syndrome?

A baked potato.

What do you call an autistic stoner?

A baked potato

What do you call a chubby girl that's high?

A baked potato.

What do you call an autistic kid that accidentally ate a pot brownie?

A baked potato.

What do you call and autistic child caught in a house fire?

A baked potato

What do you call a stoned Irishman?

A baked potato.

What do you call someone with Down Syndrome who likes to smoke weed ?

A baked potato

What do you call a high retarded person?

A baked potato

What do you call a stoner with down syndrome?

A baked potato.

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What do you call a group of people from Idaho?

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What do you get when you combine someone from Colorado and someone from Idaho?

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5. 1 to screw in the light bulb, and 4 to remark on how grand the old one was.

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So I can get octopi.

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Why doesn't Connecticut have a name for it people?

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What do you get when you combine someone from Colorado and someone from Idaho?

A Baked Potato

What do you call a stoner with Down's Syndrome?

A Baked Potato.