Bake Potato Jokes

What do you call a potato that had too much pot?

A baked potato

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What do you call a potato from Colorado?

A baked potato

What do you call a high person with Downs Syndrome?

A baked potato.

What do you call an autistic stoner?

A baked potato

What do you call a chubby girl that's high?

A baked potato.

What do you call an autistic kid that accidentally ate a pot brownie?

A baked potato.

What do you call and autistic child caught in a house fire?

A baked potato

What do you call a stoned Irishman?

A baked potato.

What do you call someone with Down Syndrome who likes to smoke weed ?

A baked potato

What do you call a high retarded person?

A baked potato

What do you call a stoner with down syndrome?

A baked potato.

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420 graze it

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Where did the API go to eat?

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Why do you smell like weed?

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What do you call someone with Down Syndrome who likes to smoke weed ?

A baked potato

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Paul Walker wouldn't be caught dead in a KIA.

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They're afraid of catching fire!

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Why did the Irishman only want 239 beans in his soup?

Because one more would be too farty.

Why did the Irishman only put 239 beans in his bean soup?

Because one more would be too farty

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What do you call and autistic child caught in a house fire?

A baked potato

What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?

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What do black people with Down's Syndrome call their friends?

Their Chromies

What did the doctor say when a Chinese baby with down syndrome was born?

Congratulations, you have a healthy new baby!