Why don't Chinese Restaurant owners do their dirty dishes?

Because it's too much wok! Sorry, I just made that up!

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What's a Chinese dentist's favorite time?

Tooth Hurty

What's a Chinese fisherman's least favorite part of living in Hollywood?

Pilot season

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How do you fire a Chinese cook?

Ask him to take wok.

What did the cannibal coach yell when his player twisted his ankle?

Wok it off! Wok it off!

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Why don't Chinese Restaurant owners do their dirty dishes?

Because it's too much wok! Sorry, I just made that up!

What has six eyes but cannot see?

Three men in a house with dirty dishes in the sink, laundry that needs to be folded and kids that need a bath