Where do you find a dog with no arms or legs?

Right where ya left him.

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What did the boy with no arms & legs get at the World Cup?

Cancer. ( )

Why was little Billy so sad when his friends played on the swingset?

He had no arms. Sorry that joke was stupid, let me try again. Knock Knock "Whose there?" Not Billy

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What do ya call a bunch of guys breaking into a music store and helping themselves to the stringed instruments?

A: Luters.

What did one lesbian vampire say the other?

See ya next month )