Where do you find a dog with no arms or legs?

Right where ya left him.

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What's worse than losing one arm?

Losing both your arms.

What has arms but can't move them?

A small child paralyzed from the waist up.

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What did the lesbian vampire say to the other?

See ya next month.

What do I owe ya?

asks the neutron. "For you No charge."