Where do you find a dog with no arms or legs?

Right where ya left him.

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What did the doctor say to the man that broke his arm?

Be patient

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch?

Names.

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Where do you find a dog with no arms or legs?

Right where ya left him.

What do ya call a bunch of guys breaking into a music store and helping themselves to the stringed instruments?

A: Luters.