Where do you find a dog with no arms or legs?

Right where ya left him.

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What do you call 222,215 Frenchman with their arms up?

The active french armed forces.

How did the octopus lovers walk down the road?

Arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm.

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What can I get ya?

And in a very raspy voice the fish says, "WATER"

What do ya call it when a lizard goes completely limp?

A reptile-dysfunction.