What's Spider-Man's least favourite rice brand?

Uncle Ben's...

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What's Spider-Man's least favourite rice brand?

Uncle Ben's...

What's the difference between Tom Brady and Ben Roethlisberger?

Tom wants his balls illegally deflated on the field and Ben wants that off the field.

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Why doesn't Spiderman like rice?

It reminds him of Uncle Ben.

How Do You Make Spider-Man Cry?

Cook him some Uncle Ben's