The epileptic
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He didn't want to get down on it.
Peaking duck!
He became a quack head
They both leave little boys rooms with lighter sacks.
The Hip Replacement Guy.
Whatever you want
Motorist: I thought you were saying "Good morning Mr. Mayor." Cop: Right. I wanted to warn you about going too fast through the next town.