Dancefloor Jokes

Who's the last one off the dancefloor?

The epileptic

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Why did the duck leave the dancefloor?

He didn't want to get down on it.

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Why did the groom want his bride to wear white?

He wanted his new dish washer to match his fridge.

What did Meghan Trainor say when she got mugged?

Please sir, I don't want any treble.

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How can you tell if a duck has soul?

If it's bill withers!

What does a duck put in its burrito?

Quackamole.

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What did the yoga teacher say when someone asked if she wanted to leave the party early?

Namaste

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Credit to Bo Burnham.