Dancefloor Jokes

Who's the last one off the dancefloor?

The epileptic

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Why did the duck leave the dancefloor?

He didn't want to get down on it.

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How do you get down from an elephant?

You don't. You get down from a duck.

How do you get down?

A: Pluck a duck.

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What happened when the Pillsbury Doughboy's girlfriend was left out too long?

He had a stalemate.

Who was left?

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Why did the buddhist refuse novocaine when he went to get a tooth pulled?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

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