Dancefloor Jokes

Who's the last one off the dancefloor?

The epileptic

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Why did the duck leave the dancefloor?

He didn't want to get down on it.

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Why did the old man get kicked off the nudist colony's golf course?

He kept leaving ball marks on the greens.

Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower's plane leave Washington DC?

He was Edward Snowed-In.

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How do you get down off a horse?

You don't, you get down off a duck.

What do ducks get hooked on?

Quack

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What part does Woody Harrelson want to be remembered for most?

Harrelson's woodie.

What'd she want?

Me: nothing. Mgr: Where're all the donuts