Dancefloor Jokes

Who's the last one off the dancefloor?

The epileptic

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Why did the duck leave the dancefloor?

He didn't want to get down on it.

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What does a noise musician order at a Chinese restaurant?

Peaking duck!

What did the duck do after he lost his wife, his job, and his house?

He became a quack head

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What do Michael Jackson and Santa have in common?

They both leave little boys rooms with lighter sacks.

Who takes over when the Ultrasound man is on leave?

The Hip Replacement Guy.

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What do you call a deaf quadriplegic?

Whatever you want

Why didn't you stop when I shouted at you back there?

Motorist: I thought you were saying "Good morning Mr. Mayor." Cop: Right. I wanted to warn you about going too fast through the next town.