What does Optimus Prime say on 4-20?

Autobots, roll up!

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What's black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white?

A Penguin rolling down a hill What's black and white and laughing The penguin who pushed him

What's Sisyphus' least favourite type of music?

Rock and Roll.

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What did the autobots call Optimus Prime after he died?

Posthumous Prime

What do you call an Autobot who works in an overpriced makeup store at the mall ?

Ulta Magnus!

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Where does Optimus Prime go for cosmetic repairs?

To the autobotty shop!

What's the square root of optimus prime?

I'm not sure, but it's more than meets the eye.