Transformer Jokes

Which Way Do Transformers Put The Toilet Paper?

Autobots Roll Out!

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Who is the best underwater Transformer?

Octopus Prime!

What is a black Transformer's name?

Haramblebee

What do you call a Transformer that's also an optometrist?

Oculus Prime.

What do you call a Transformer that engages in illegal activities?

Optimus .

What's a transgender's favorite action flick?

Transformers

What do you call a transformer in a canoe?

A row bot

What is Kanye's favorite Transformer?

Bruce Jenner

What do you call an epileptic having a fit in a deck-chair?

A Transformer!

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What did Optimus Prime say to Arcee?

Have you ever blown a Transformer?

Why do Transformers always have their heads in the clouds?

They're robots in da skies.

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What do you call an epileptic in a deck chair?

A transformer.

What's the difference between a Transformer robot and a Transgender person?

One is living in a spaceship and one is living a lie.

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Why shouldn't you take the Fourier transform of a square pulse while on a boat?

Because you don't wanna sinc!

What do boats and fourier transforms have in common?

Both sinc when rect.

Toilet Paper Jokes More Toilet Paper Jokes

Why doesn't the Kentucky Fried Chicken use toilet paper?

It's finger licking good.

What do my jokes have in common with toilet paper?

They're both tearable.

Optimus Jokes More Optimus Jokes

How does Optimus Prime stay young looking?

Autobotulism

When you tell Optimus Prime a joke, what do you hear?

Vehicular man's laughter

Malaysian Jokes More Malaysian Jokes

How do we get rid of Ebola?

Put all the infected on a Malaysian Airplane

How do Malaysian airlines serve all their drinks?

On the rocks

Movie Jokes More Movie Jokes

What did Christian Grey say when he read reviews of his movie?

People did not like my movie. I guess I am 50 shades of letdown... But I can sure GET UP"!

What is this movie about?

It is about 2 hours long.

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

What did the couch say to the armchair?

Don't worry, I pull out.

What mustache can an alien not pull off?

A human chu

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

What's the difference between love, pure love and excessive love?

Blowing Swallowing Gargeling

How did the mobster burn his lips on a tailpipe?

He tried to blow up a police car.

Engage Jokes More Engage Jokes

What's your favourite animal joke?

I give tours at a zoo. Each tour goes for a couple of hours so it is good to engage the guests and make the tour a bit more fun. What is your favourite animal joke I can use at work?

What do you call a Transformer that engages in illegal activities?

Optimus .