The real joke is always in the comments!"
Because he was out standing in his field.
Because you can sit in the stands but can't stand in the sits!
An egg gets laid
By how often he ripostes.
His ears! Yes, this is a real joke I got from a Laffy Taffy wrapper today, not 30 years ago. I did not laugh.
Three. One to post it, one to make a better punchline in the comments, and one to repost it the next day.
ITT: comments about my dink, and people who can't search
