The real joke is always in the comments!"
Stand in the middle of the street. If someone yells, "hey, get out of the street" you're in the US. If they yell, "get out of the street, eh" you're in Canada
For the watch
They both sleep all night and whack all day!
Eggs get laid at least once.
Doesn't matter, the real joke is in the comments.
Their knees! Please comment "No"
The white guy might actually be guilty. (Stolen from a comment by )