Real Joke Jokes

How did redditor heckle the stand up comic?

The real joke is always in the comments!"

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What does a television have in common with a rabbit?

His ears! Yes, this is a real joke I got from a Laffy Taffy wrapper today, not 30 years ago. I did not laugh.

What did one Redditer say to another?

Doesn't matter, the real joke is in the comments.

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Why Did The Tiger Cross The Road?

Because there wasn't a Zebra crossing Sorry, my 5 year old son made me post this

What's the difference between organized crime and the government?

Only one of them is organized. Couldn't help but post this. Went to see a former mafia boss today, and that joke was told leading up to him speaking.

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What's the difference between a radish and a beet?

I've never radished off to OP's mom.

Why is a reflection always twice as good as the real thing?

i actually don't know where to post this idea, true jokes maybe?... There has to be a food for thought sub. This is your OP, I promise to deliver!

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What's the difference between three black guys and a joke?

Your mom can't take a joke.

Why are setups to jokes so important?

because seven ate nine.

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How can you tell a lawyer is lying?

Other lawyers look interested.

How can you tell if a girl is ticklish?

Give her a couple of test tickles...

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What can both Christians and Atheists agree on about Jesus?

Kanye's not him.

How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to actually change the bulb, and the other to videotape so Christians can't claim God did it.

Redditer Jokes More Redditer Jokes

What did one Redditer say to another?

Doesn't matter, the real joke is in the comments.

What does a redditer say when he reads a joke on r/jokes?

We saw that same joke two days ago

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What does Santa listen to while delivering presents?

sleigh-er

How many calls do I get?

cop: one me: What do you think is more likely a lawyer delivering pizza or a dominos providing legal counsel

Promise Jokes More Promise Jokes

How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Just one more guys I promise.

What do you call someone who promises change but ends up burning millions of undesirables?

Sean Murray and PS4 users