Where's the election victory that you promised me?

Satan: Where's the soul that you said you had

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Promise Jokes More Promise Jokes

What do you call a promise you can't keep?

A campaign promise.

Why was Wycleff Jean on L&O this week?

He only promised to be gone until November

Soul Jokes More Soul Jokes

Why was the ginger declined when he tried to sell his soul to the devil?

Insufficient funds.

What's the difference between a nun on her knees and a nun in the bath?

One has hope in their soul, the other has soap in their hole

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What did Satan name his new bar?

The BeelzebPub

Whatcha makin'?

God: Trust. Man can use it to form lasting bonds and friendships. What you making Satan: A bong.