Where's the election victory that you promised me?

Satan: Where's the soul that you said you had

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What do you call a black guy who reneges on a promise?

Unreliable, you racist prick.

Why is a reflection always twice as good as the real thing?

i actually don't know where to post this idea, true jokes maybe?... There has to be a food for thought sub. This is your OP, I promise to deliver!

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Why couldn't Ron Weasley make a Horcrux?

Because you need a soul for that.

What the difference between a nun in a bathtub & a nurse in the bathtub?

One has soul full of hope & one has a hole full of soap... I'll walk myself out, sorry first post here

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What is Satan's favorite headset?

S810.

What game do M Night Shymalan's family play at Christmas?

Secret Satan.