Why is Chris Christie such a successful man?

Because he is too big to fail.

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Who knows where they went?

They just kept wenting. - Why my mystery novel failed

Why is Chris Christie such a successful man?

Because he is too big to fail.

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What Did Chris Christie Give Up For Lent?

The US Presidential Campaign!

Why didn't they tell Chris Christie they took his pony away?

He would've found it hard to digest.