Why is Chris Christie such a successful man?

Because he is too big to fail.

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What did the Redditor say when... What did Redditor say when asked why he failed his PSAT test?

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Who knows where they went?

They just kept wenting. - Why my mystery novel failed

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Why didn't they tell Chris Christie they took his pony away?

He would've found it hard to digest.

Why is Chris Christie such a successful man?

Because he is too big to fail.