Why is Chris Christie such a successful man?

Because he is too big to fail.

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When is a triangle a rectangle?

When it fails

Why couldn't the dwarves renew their lease on the Lonely Mountain?

It failed the Smaug test.

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What Did Chris Christie Give Up For Lent?

The US Presidential Campaign!

Why is Chris Christie such a successful man?

Because he is too big to fail.