Why is Chris Christie such a successful man?

Because he is too big to fail.

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Why did the feminist fail algebra?

She couldn't solve inequalities.

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Why is Chris Christie such a successful man?

Because he is too big to fail.

What Did Chris Christie Give Up For Lent?

The US Presidential Campaign!