Justin Timberlake Jokes

What's Justin Timberlake's favourite Microsoft Word alignment?

Justified. (NB Sincerely hoping that this is actually original)

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What does Justin Timberlake say when he goes to the bathroom?

It's Gonna be Pee"

What is Justin Timberlake's favourite Ukrainian river?

The Crimea River.

Where in Eastern Europe does Justin Timberlake like to kayaking?

Crimea River

What was Justin Timberlake called when he was a kid?

Justin Timberpuddle!

What is Putin's favorite Justin Timberlake song?

Cremia River

Where does Justin Timberlake go swimming when he's in the Ukraine?

The Crimea River

What does Justin Timberlake say when he's going to the bathroom?

It's Gonna Be Pee"

What is Vladimir Putin's favourite Justin Timberlake song?

Crimea river

What is Justin Timberlake's favorite river in Russia?

Crimea River

What is a Russian man's favourite Justin Timberlake song?

Crimea River

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They're Putin up with it.

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He got shot down.

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A Chernobel Prize.

Whats Putins favourite food?

Ukrainian take away.

Russia Jokes More Russia Jokes

How many Russians does it take to change a light bulb?

None. In Russia, light bulb changes you.

How do you see countries neighboring Russia?

Ukraine your neck.

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Where does Justin Timberlake go swimming when he's in the Ukraine?

The Crimea River

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Where did Putin tell the protesters where to meet?

Crimea River

What did the Ukrainian say to the whiny American?

Crimea River.

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Where do Canadians play Basketball?

In the NB - "eh"

What's Justin Timberlake's favourite Microsoft Word alignment?

Justified. (NB Sincerely hoping that this is actually original)

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What is Vladimir Putin's favourite subject?

Computin science

How does Vladimir Putin like his Thanksgiving turkey?

Nuked