Justin Timberlake Jokes

What's Justin Timberlake's favourite Microsoft Word alignment?

Justified. (NB Sincerely hoping that this is actually original)

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What does Justin Timberlake say when he goes to the bathroom?

It's Gonna be Pee"

What is Justin Timberlake's favourite Ukrainian river?

The Crimea River.

Where in Eastern Europe does Justin Timberlake like to kayaking?

Crimea River

What was Justin Timberlake called when he was a kid?

Justin Timberpuddle!

What is Putin's favorite Justin Timberlake song?

Cremia River

Where does Justin Timberlake go swimming when he's in the Ukraine?

The Crimea River

What does Justin Timberlake say when he's going to the bathroom?

It's Gonna Be Pee"

What is Vladimir Putin's favourite Justin Timberlake song?

Crimea river

What is Justin Timberlake's favorite river in Russia?

Crimea River

What is a Russian man's favourite Justin Timberlake song?

Crimea River

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What is the difference between Russian Optimist Pessimist and Realist?

An Optimist learns German. A Pessimist learns Chinese. A Realist learns AK-47.

What does the Russian President enjoy having on his fries?

Putine...

Bathroom Jokes More Bathroom Jokes

Where does a vampire take a bath?

In the bat-room (bathroom).

Where does batman go to the bathroom?

The batroom.

Vladimir Putin Jokes More Vladimir Putin Jokes

What is Vladimir Putin's favourite Justin Timberlake song?

Crimea river

Why is everyone afraid of Vladimir Putin?

Because Vlad is Putin everyone in their place. I'll let myself out.

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

What is the difference between Windows and the US Goverment?

There is none. All of us hope that the next version will be more stable.

What's the difference between a girl in church and a girl in a bubble bath?

The girl in church has her soul full of hope...

Russia Jokes More Russia Jokes

Why couldn't Edward leave Russia?

Because he was Snowden.

Why did Russia close all of its airports?

The planes were stalin.

Putin Jokes More Putin Jokes

What's Putin's new favorite song?

Crimea River

What did Putin say to Ukraine after invading?

Crimea River.

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

Why did Jesus run off the airplane?

He didn't like the Pilate

How does a witch doctor ask a girl to dance ?

Voodoo like to dance with me '

Ukraine Jokes More Ukraine Jokes

What did Putin say when the world got mad at him for invading the Ukraine?

Cri-me-a river!"

What did Russia say to Ukraine?

Crimea River