Justin Timberlake Jokes

What's Justin Timberlake's favourite Microsoft Word alignment?

Justified. (NB Sincerely hoping that this is actually original)

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What does Justin Timberlake say when he goes to the bathroom?

It's Gonna be Pee"

What is Justin Timberlake's favourite Ukrainian river?

The Crimea River.

Where in Eastern Europe does Justin Timberlake like to kayaking?

Crimea River

What was Justin Timberlake called when he was a kid?

Justin Timberpuddle!

What is Putin's favorite Justin Timberlake song?

Cremia River

Where does Justin Timberlake go swimming when he's in the Ukraine?

The Crimea River

What does Justin Timberlake say when he's going to the bathroom?

It's Gonna Be Pee"

What is Vladimir Putin's favourite Justin Timberlake song?

Crimea river

What is Justin Timberlake's favorite river in Russia?

Crimea River

What is a Russian man's favourite Justin Timberlake song?

Crimea River

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What does Ukraine have in common with the iPhone 7?

They both suffered the loss of one very important port.

What did Putin say to Ukraine after invading?

Crimea River.

Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

What do you get when you place a Russian leader on a cracker?

Putin on the Ritz.

What's a Russian's favorite snack?

Chechen Nuggets

Ukrainian Jokes More Ukrainian Jokes

What is Justin Timberlake's favourite Ukrainian river?

The Crimea River.

How many Ukrainians does it take to screw a lightbulb?

You don't need to, they glow in the dark.

Vladimir Putin Jokes More Vladimir Putin Jokes

What did Vladimir Putin say after dropping a smashing one-liner?

Putout

How do you start a joke about Vladimir Putin?

By looking over your shoulder.

Kayak Jokes More Kayak Jokes

Where in Eastern Europe does Justin Timberlake like to kayaking?

Crimea River

Why didn't the kayak owner and yacht owner get along?

They didn't have ships in common.

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

How is marriage and CPR training the same?

You get a certificate for showing you can do it and hope to god you never have to do it again

What is the most mysterious cheese?

I'm going to a cheese and wine party tonight and the host has requested I bring a "mystery cheese". I'm hoping there's a puntastic cheese out there somewhere that may fit the bill!

Putin Jokes More Putin Jokes

What's Putin's new favorite song?

Crimea River

What's the difference between Putin and Poutine?

Umm... I don't know ... I've got nothing.

Microsoft Jokes More Microsoft Jokes

Why did Microsoft name their new operating system Windows 10?

Because Windows 7 8 9!

What does his wife call it?

Microsoft.