Justin Timberlake Jokes

What's Justin Timberlake's favourite Microsoft Word alignment?

Justified. (NB Sincerely hoping that this is actually original)

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What does Justin Timberlake say when he goes to the bathroom?

It's Gonna be Pee"

What is Justin Timberlake's favourite Ukrainian river?

The Crimea River.

Where in Eastern Europe does Justin Timberlake like to kayaking?

Crimea River

What was Justin Timberlake called when he was a kid?

Justin Timberpuddle!

What is Putin's favorite Justin Timberlake song?

Cremia River

Where does Justin Timberlake go swimming when he's in the Ukraine?

The Crimea River

What does Justin Timberlake say when he's going to the bathroom?

It's Gonna Be Pee"

What is Vladimir Putin's favourite Justin Timberlake song?

Crimea river

What is Justin Timberlake's favorite river in Russia?

Crimea River

What is a Russian man's favourite Justin Timberlake song?

Crimea River

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What did Putin say when he was finally fed up with Boris Nemtsov?

I'm putin' that guy to sleep

What's the Russian President's favorite song?

Putin on the Ritz!" I'll be here all week guys.

Pee Jokes More Pee Jokes

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl peeing?

Because P is silent.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl when it pees?

Because the p is silent.

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

What did the bee use to dry off after swimming?

A *bee*ch towel. What did the bee use to get out the tangles A honeycomb.

What do you call a quadruple amputee trying to swim?

Bob. Same guy laying on the floor Matt. Same guy hanging on the wall Art. Same guy in a mailbox Bill.

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

Who's your friend who likes to play?

JOHN CENA** *DUn DUnDUnDUn DUn DUnDUnDUn.*

What kind of music does your mailman like?

Postrock/Postpunk

Bathroom Jokes More Bathroom Jokes

What do you say when a corrupt Soviet takes a bathroom break right before war?

Now you're just Stallin.

Where do bees go to the bathroom at?

at the

Crimea River Jokes More Crimea River Jokes

What's the #1 song in Ukraine?

Crimea River

Where do sad Ukrainians go?

Crimea River.

Kayak Jokes More Kayak Jokes

Where in Eastern Europe does Justin Timberlake like to kayaking?

Crimea River

Why didn't the kayak owner and yacht owner get along?

They didn't have ships in common.

Vladimir Putin Jokes More Vladimir Putin Jokes

Why is everyone afraid of Vladimir Putin?

Because Vlad is Putin everyone in their place. I'll let myself out.

Why is Vladimir Putin always Russian?

Because he's never Finnish.