Justin Timberlake Jokes

What's Justin Timberlake's favourite Microsoft Word alignment?

Justified. (NB Sincerely hoping that this is actually original)

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What does Justin Timberlake say when he goes to the bathroom?

It's Gonna be Pee"

What is Justin Timberlake's favourite Ukrainian river?

The Crimea River.

Where in Eastern Europe does Justin Timberlake like to kayaking?

Crimea River

What was Justin Timberlake called when he was a kid?

Justin Timberpuddle!

What is Putin's favorite Justin Timberlake song?

Cremia River

Where does Justin Timberlake go swimming when he's in the Ukraine?

The Crimea River

What does Justin Timberlake say when he's going to the bathroom?

It's Gonna Be Pee"

What is Vladimir Putin's favourite Justin Timberlake song?

Crimea river

What is Justin Timberlake's favorite river in Russia?

Crimea River

What is a Russian man's favourite Justin Timberlake song?

Crimea River

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Where do Canadians play Basketball?

In the NB - "eh"

What's Justin Timberlake's favourite Microsoft Word alignment?

Justified. (NB Sincerely hoping that this is actually original)

Word Jokes More Word Jokes

What thought can you easily share with someone else without using words?

That you to fart.

What's another word for Italian cologne?

Garlic

Bathroom Jokes More Bathroom Jokes

What did the vowel say when it had to go to the bathroom?

I need to do a vowel movement!

What are you in the bathroom?

European

Ukrainian Jokes More Ukrainian Jokes

What do parliament and Ukrainian skies have in common?

They're both raining bodies

What did the Ukrainian say to the whiny American?

Crimea River.

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What did Vladimir Putin say to the Ukraine after he annexed it?

Crimean river.

What did Russia say to Ukraine?

Crimea River

Eastern Europe Jokes More Eastern Europe Jokes

Where in Eastern Europe does Justin Timberlake like to kayaking?

Crimea River

What do you call a Zen master from eastern Europe who's been bugging you all day?

A Buddha Pest.

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What's Justin Timberlake's favourite Microsoft Word alignment?

Justified. (NB Sincerely hoping that this is actually original)

Why are steam trains naughty around Christmas?

They're hoping Santa will give them a lump of coal.

Putin Jokes More Putin Jokes

What does the Russian President's wife scream during foreplay?

Putin! Putin!

Where did Putin tell the protesters where to meet?

Crimea River