It's Gonna be Pee"
r/showerthoughts
Linoleum Blownapart
Justified. (NB Sincerely hoping that this is actually original)
What happens when everyone in the country takes a pee at the same time? Urine-nation!
You can mash potatoes, but you can't pee soup. (sorry sorry. Really. I've loved this joke since I was... oh.. six...)