Why did the black guy cross the road?

He heard there was chicken on the other side!

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Why did the chicken go to the car dealership?

she wanted to trade the coop for a sedan..

Why did the punk cross the road?

He was safety-pinned to the chicken.

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Why did the rooster cross the road?

He heard that the chickens at KFC were pretty hot.

Why did the chicken decide not to cross the road?

because it did.

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Why did the ghost cross the road?

To get to the other side.

Why Latvian man did cross road?

Man have no chicken. All animals are die in famine. Man cross to look for potato. No potato.

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What do you say to a black guy with a job?

Keep at it, inmate!

What do you call a black guy on the moon?

An Astronaut.

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Did you hear the story about the cheese that saved the world?

It was legend dairy.

Why was Darth Vader upset when he heard George Michael will only play new songs at his concerts?

He found his lack of Faith disturbing.