He heard there was chicken on the other side!
A Poultrygeist!
The egg because I ate egg for breakfast and chicken for dinner.
Chuz
Because he could.
A Nobel Prize
A bigger target.
A pilot what else would you call him? You racist prick!
A miracle. Edit: I've hidden this post as I realized it was stupid and too offensive. I'm sorry, it was overly racist.
and I said, ' When you hear your favorite Justin Bieber song playing in an elevator'
What's the most offensive jokes you have ever hear