Why did the black guy cross the road?

He heard there was chicken on the other side!

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What do you call a chicken with no neck?

A Hic. ----- wife hit me with this one today. Remove the n. E. C. And k. From chicken and it spells hic. I'm sorry Reddit.

How does a chicken do their hair?

With a comb, In one fowl swoop.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What do you call an empty bud light can on the side of the road?

A native American artifact. What do you call a HALF-EMPTY bud light can on the side of the road? An extremely rare native American artifact.

What did the elephant say when it saw the Chihuahuas coming down the road?

Look out for the mice!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why didn't Jesus cross the road?

Because you can't cross a road when your nailed to a cross

Why did the bible cross the street?

To get to the other genocide.

Black Guy Jokes More Black Guy Jokes

What do you get when you mix an octopus with a black guy?

Idk but it sure as hell can pick cotton

What do you call a black guy who sells flowers?

A florist.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

What do smart blondes and UFO's have in common?

You hear about them but never see them

What they say: Want a bite of my sandwich?

What I hear: How much of this sandwich can you fit in your mouth