He heard there was chicken on the other side!
Because, he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing a chicken.
He heard that the chickens at KFC were pretty hot.
A bear-icade
Because it was cooler on the other side.
A gingerbreadmon.
So Catholics could do this makes the sign of the cross, instead of this bangs self in head with fists.
A pilot what else would you call him? You racist prick!
Oops I burned one!
Because she was in the shower and didn't hear him because the elephant stump was on full blast.
Because everyone knows General Tsao's chicken. Heard from a friend today. :)