Mutate Jokes

Why do you call a person with 3 legs?

Mutated

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How are a full count in baseball and a mutated 2 time convict the same?

They both have 3 balls and 2 strikes.

Why are you wearing masks?

There are no other giant, mutated turtles. No one's gonna mistake a different turtle for you.

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How many dogs does it take to count 14 plates?

14, maybe 15, but only if the plates ... 'run around a lot!'

Why was the girl at starbucks counting her coins in 3's?

Because white girls cant even

Mistake Jokes More Mistake Jokes

What do you call it when a pickle makes a mistake?

A dill d'oh

What does a muslim say when he makes a mistake?

Allahu Mybad

Baseball Jokes More Baseball Jokes

Why can't orphans play baseball?

They don't know where home is.

Why couldn't The Doctor play baseball?

They couldn't figure out Who was on first (Sorry, if this has been submitted before, im new here)

3 Ball Jokes More 3 Ball Jokes

What do you call a Russian with 3 balls?

Whodyanik Abolokof

What do you do with a Rhinoceros with 3 balls?

You walk him and pitch to the giraffe.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why did the chicken?

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road naked A: Because chickens don't wear clothes.

What do you call an alligator that wears a vest?

An investigator.

Convict Jokes More Convict Jokes

What do you call a psychic, escape convict who is also a dwarf?

A small medium at large.

What happened when the monster stole a bottle of perfume?

He was convicted of fragrancy.

3 Leg Jokes More 3 Leg Jokes

What happened to the Polish dog?

He chewed off 3 legs and was still caught in the trap

Why do milking stools only have 3 legs?

Because the cow has the udder

Person Jokes More Person Jokes

What kind of underwear does a person wear when buried?

Fruit of the tomb

What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?

Student: A teacher!