Mutated
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They both have 3 balls and 2 strikes.
There are no other giant, mutated turtles. No one's gonna mistake a different turtle for you.
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A: (Rude slang) Examples: What did the catterpillar say to the leaf ;3 "F*** you"
Three pirates
The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
A tourist.
A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.
A mistake
None. They wait for the electrician to make a mistake and yell at them for doing it wrong.
Cus they love to count YAAAARds.
Because it's the little things that count.
The Lone Aardvark!
Because the citizens of Gotham aren't morons, like those idiots over in Metropolis
In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.
They were both caused by a message from god.
Tequila Mockingbird
He was convicted of fragrancy.
