Mutated
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They both have 3 balls and 2 strikes.
There are no other giant, mutated turtles. No one's gonna mistake a different turtle for you.
Because he didn't want to be mistaken for a WASP
Me: Two. 4-year-old: It was nine. Teaching her to count was a mistake.
A giant !
They were both caused by a message from god.
He was tried in a kangaroo court.
I'm asking for for a friend.
You are a duck. No one could identify you without describing every other duck on earth.
You walk him and pitch to the giraffe.
Whodyanik Abolokof
Because he caught everything bear handed!
Because they always throw up
A slantelope.
The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
Because B-shells are too small, and D-shells are too big.
They don't like to look down on the unemployed