Why is it best to ship boxes using a UPS truck?

The DOWNS truck is a little slow.

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What mathematical operation is used to calculate the rate at which lumberjacks cut wood?

Logger-rhythms.

Why did Luke Skywalker get in trouble for using the Live Long and Prosper sign?

It's because he was accused of cultural appropriation.

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Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only six months?

Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only six months? Because on the box it said From 2 to 4 years.

Why did the skunk buy four boxes of tissues?

Because he had a stinking cold!

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What's the difference between Limburger cheese and my friend Ted?

One is white and stinks, and the other is cheese. (As told to me by the UPS guy)

What did the pilot say to the co-pilot right before the UPS plane crash in Alabama?

Too soon.