Grease Jokes

What do thanksgiving dinner and the refugee crisis in Europe have in common?

Turkey and grease

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Where were the first French fries made?

in grease

What's the best way to grease a Ferrari?

Run over an Italian.

What were Tarzan's last words?

WHO GREASED THE VIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNEEEE.

What are your intentions with our daughter?

Uh I need someone to sing the girl parts of Grease songs with me

How many lawyers does it take to grease a combine?

Only one if you run him through slowly!

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Isee cold."

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How did the Otaku Redneck guy name his daughter?

Annie Mae

What did the dad say when his daughter gave him gravel for his birthday?

Thanks for sediments

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How do two lawyers greet each other?

With a firm handshake.

How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.

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Why do irish fried beans only have 239 beans?

Because the extra bean would be too farty.

How do you like your eggs?

Fried, scrambled, or fertilized?

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What's the difference between a pedant and a sadist?

A sadist is honest about his intentions. That probably wasn't funny, but what do I know?

Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying?

For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving...

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What do you get when you combine a mountain climber with a mosquito?

Nothing! You can't cross scalars and vectors.

What do you get when you combine a recliner with a fruit?

A chairy.

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What's the best way to ensure that Asia's senior citizens' pension programs are financially sound?

Sufficient amount of youth in Asia.

What's the best way to get a hold of Vin Diesel?

IM Groot.

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Why Russians never drive stick shift?

They really hate Stalin

What do you call someone who hates pencils?

Erracist