Grease Jokes

What do thanksgiving dinner and the refugee crisis in Europe have in common?

Turkey and grease

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Where were the first French fries made?

in grease

What's the best way to grease a Ferrari?

Run over an Italian.

What were Tarzan's last words?

WHO GREASED THE VIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNEEEE.

What are your intentions with our daughter?

Uh I need someone to sing the girl parts of Grease songs with me

How many lawyers does it take to grease a combine?

Only one if you run him through slowly!

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Combine Jokes More Combine Jokes

What do you get when you combine a vampire and a snowman?

Frostbite.

What do you get when you combine mayonnaise and bologne?

Bolognese sauce

Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

Why do black people like Korean food?

Because it has a little Seoul in it.

What do you call black people in the military?

Geurrilla warfare

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

What do you call a turkey with Parkinson's Disease?

Turkey Jerky

What do you get when you cross a baseball with a turkey?

A fowl ball!

Warn Jokes More Warn Jokes

Why did Dory warn Nemo about escaping through the toilet?

Because it was a sewer side mission!

What are the pigs warned to look out for in New York?

Pigpockets.

Good Way Jokes More Good Way Jokes

What's the best way to start an underwear presentation?

Start with a brief introduction.

What's the best way to break up with your girlfriend?

On the front page of reddit.

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

Why did Beethoven hate Mozart?

Because Mozart stabbed him in the Bach.

Why do blacks smell?

So blind people can hate them too.

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

Which songs do planets sing?

Neptunes.

What did the asian couple name their black baby?

Sum sing wong

Salesman Jokes More Salesman Jokes

What salesman has the slickest line?

A hair grease salesman.

What do you call salesman with a lisp?

Rodger. He's the one with the lisp, not you, so why would you call him anything different