Grease Jokes

What do thanksgiving dinner and the refugee crisis in Europe have in common?

Turkey and grease

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Where were the first French fries made?

in grease

What's the best way to grease a Ferrari?

Run over an Italian.

What were Tarzan's last words?

WHO GREASED THE VIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNEEEE.

What are your intentions with our daughter?

Uh I need someone to sing the girl parts of Grease songs with me

How many lawyers does it take to grease a combine?

Only one if you run him through slowly!

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Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

What did the asian couple name their black baby?

Sum sing wong

Which songs do planets sing?

Neptunes.

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

Who's the only one who doesn't say thanks on Thanksgiving?

The Turkey.

Why do so many American tourists end up in eastern Europe?

They get Hungary so they go for Turkey.

Intention Jokes More Intention Jokes

What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?

The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.

What are your intentions with our daughter?

Uh I need someone to sing the girl parts of Grease songs with me

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What do you call someone who can't think on their feet?

A paraplegic

What do you call a Blind Dinosaur's Dog?

A: Do-ya-think-he-saurus-rex.

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

Why did Beethoven hate Mozart?

Because Mozart stabbed him in the Bach.

Why do lesbians hate Nutella?

Because it's not nut-free

Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

Why are white people racist against black people?

Cause they have smaller PPs lol

What's the most dangerous animal in Africa?

Black people. (Slightly Racist I know)

Ancient Grease Jokes More Ancient Grease Jokes

Why did Aristotle hate French fries?

They were fried in ancient grease!

What do you call an oil stain that lasted for 1000 years?

Ancient grease

Tarzan Jokes More Tarzan Jokes

What did tarzan say when he saw a herd of elephants in the distance?

Look, a herd of elephants in the distance!"

Why did the elephant paint his balls green?

Answer: to hide in avocado trees.. How did Tarzan die? Answer: Picking avocados