Grease Jokes

What do thanksgiving dinner and the refugee crisis in Europe have in common?

Turkey and grease

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Where were the first French fries made?

in grease

What's the best way to grease a Ferrari?

Run over an Italian.

What were Tarzan's last words?

WHO GREASED THE VIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNEEEE.

What are your intentions with our daughter?

Uh I need someone to sing the girl parts of Grease songs with me

How many lawyers does it take to grease a combine?

Only one if you run him through slowly!

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What did the mentally handicapped kid get on his math test?

Drool

Why did the amoeba flunk the math test?

Because it multiplied by dividing.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why do so many American kids die in school shootings?

They're not allowed to run in the halls.

What does the 1286BC incribed on the mummy's tomb indicate ?

The registration of the car that ran him over !

Daughter Jokes More Daughter Jokes

What's black and married to my daughter?

Nothing because I'm a good parent.

What do you do if your daughter starts smoking?

Slow down and use lube.

Intention Jokes More Intention Jokes

What are your intentions?

Cessna: "To get my Commercial Pilots Licence and Instrument Rating." ATC: "I meant in the next five minutes not years."

Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying?

For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving...

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

What do lawyers use for birth control?

Personality.

How many judges does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one he holds it still and the whole world revolves around him. Just one but two lawyers have to explain him how to do it.

Fry Jokes More Fry Jokes

How do you like your eggs?

Fried, scrambled, or fertilized?

What did the soldier use to season his fries?

A salt rifle.

Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

What is an Italian's favorite type of breakfast?

Serie-a*l

What do Chinos say when you take them off?

This was incredibly clever when I first thought of it but then I did some research...the closest they get to being Italian is that George Clooney was a "pioneer" for them: Reading that makes me never want to wear them again.

French Jokes More French Jokes

Why did the French chef quit working at the haunted restaurant?

He got crped out.

What's an Australian Kiss?

A French kiss down under ;) *first post here, a coworker of mine told me the joke. Go easy :)*