What do you call a Blind Dinosaur's Dog?

A: Do-ya-think-he-saurus-rex.

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Why are women and children evacuated first in a disaster?

So we can think about a solution in silence

What did Journey say to the critic as he stormed out of their concert?

Don't stop! Be leaving!" Just a joke I thought up the other day.

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What did the cocaine addict say to his drug of choice?

I'm kinda busy, I won't be able to stay any longer, smell ya later" PS: the addict died that day from severe delusions that his coke was talking blanket, lot of coke....

Who ya gonna call?

GEORGE ZIMMERMAN