What do you call a Blind Dinosaur's Dog?

A: Do-ya-think-he-saurus-rex.

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How many Biology undergrads does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but doing it will make them think they're going to be an electrician in the future.

What are you thinking?

Because now I know and I am horrified.

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When black guys say "ya feel me?

I literally feel them so they know exactly what level of white I'm operating at.

What'll ya have?

Cat: Shot of rum. Bartender pours it Cat slowly pushes it off the bar Cat: Another.