What do you call a Blind Dinosaur's Dog?

A: Do-ya-think-he-saurus-rex.

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What do you call a witness to an event in the Middle East?

A Dubaistander. Yeah I thought of it myself.

What's your job?

Programming. "What's your hobby " Programming. "What do you do when you're not programming " Think about programming.

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Why do ya reckon Blonds don't have elevator jobs?

A: Cos they've no idea of the route.

When I was kid, and we'd go sledding on a cold snowy day, Ya know how often I had to rub my hands together to stay warm?

Intermittenly.