What did a disappointed Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he fished up a Salmon?

IT'S NOT A TUNA!!!"

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How do you confuse a fish?

You put it in a bowl and tell it go to a corner!

What sort of net is useless for catching fish ?

A football net !

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What do you get if you cross a salmon a bird's leg and a hand ?

Birdsthigh fish fingers !

Why did the salmon cross the road?

To get to the front page

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What's the difference between a piano, a tuna fish, and a pot of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano tuna. ... What about the pot of glue I knew you'd get stuck.

What is the difference between a fish and a piano?

A. You can't tuna fish.

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What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite kind of jacket?

A Pullover!

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he saw a dolphin caught in a net?

It's not a too-nah!"