What did a disappointed Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he fished up a Salmon?

IT'S NOT A TUNA!!!"

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What stresses fish out the most?

Current events.

How many ADD's does it take to change a light bulb?

Let's go fishing

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What do you get if you cross a salmon a bird's leg and a hand ?

Birdsthigh fish fingers !

How long did it take the fish to go to the store?

salmon or eight minutes.

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What's the difference between Tuna, a Piano, and a bottle of Glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

What's the difference between a piano, glue, and a tuna?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna (What about the glue ) I knew you'd get stuck on that

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What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he saw a dolphin caught in a net?

It's not a too-nah!"

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say before he went down the mine?

I'll be black.