Nice People Jokes

What's common between Canadians and Belgians?

They're mostly really nice people, but they have the French living there too.

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Why don't nice people ride the train?

Because they're usually found on trucks.

Why are terrorists so mean?

Because they don't like Nice people.

Why are Lawyers buried forty feet deep when they die?

Because deep down they're really nice people.

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Live Jokes More Live Jokes

How'd you die?

I got shot trying to save my fellow soldiers lives in war. You " "I got trampled trying to save on a flat screen" "Oh.."

Why do we live in a society where pizza arrives faster than police do?

Because the pizza guy has consequences for not doing his job correctly. "Oh damn, shots fired!" But not by the pizza guy.

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What kind of bug bites only at your feet?

Mosqui-toes

What did the sister cell say to her sister cell when she stepped on her foot?

Ow Mytosis! Credits to Amanda Damiani

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

Which lawyers are U2 fans?

The pro bono ones

What do you call a pack of sorority girls who aren't in law school?

Deez hoes ain't lawyers.

Terrorist Jokes More Terrorist Jokes

What did the terrorist say to the racist and the socialist?

We are the 2016 presidential candidate frontrunners. This is a joke take it that way

What do you call a terrorist holding an AK47 to your head?

Sir.

Belgian Jokes More Belgian Jokes

Why do the Dutch people love..... Why do the Dutch people love the Belgian-jokes so much?

They are cheap.

What's common between Canadians and Belgians?

They're mostly really nice people, but they have the French living there too.

Nice Jokes More Nice Jokes

What's the difference between a lorry with good brakes, and a lorry with nice brakes?

A Lorry with Nice breaks doesn't stop until after a mile.

What do you call someone pretending to nice to people just to get upvotes?

karma chameleon

Upvote Jokes More Upvote Jokes

What did the redditor say to the repost?

Upvote!

What do you call someone pretending to nice to people just to get upvotes?

karma chameleon

Bury Jokes More Bury Jokes

How do you want to handle your mother in law?

Do you want her incinerated, embalmed or buried -All of them, lets not take any chances

Why Are Germans Buried 20 Feet Underground?

Because deep down they're real nice