Nice People Jokes

What's common between Canadians and Belgians?

They're mostly really nice people, but they have the French living there too.

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Why don't nice people ride the train?

Because they're usually found on trucks.

Why are terrorists so mean?

Because they don't like Nice people.

Why are Lawyers buried forty feet deep when they die?

Because deep down they're really nice people.

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Like Jokes More Like Jokes

Why was the hipster drinking milk?

He liked Ice Cream before it was cool

I can't tell if i like this blender...

It keeps giving me mixed results.

Karma Chameleon Jokes More Karma Chameleon Jokes

What do you call a Hindu lizard?

A karma chameleon

How was the Redditor with only one karma upvote able to look like he had five karma upvotes?

He was a karma-karma-karma-karma, karma chameleon!

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What does it sound like to shoot yourself in the foot twice?

Pao! Pao!

Why do the republicans defend the 2nd amendment so hard?

They need it to shoot themselves in the foot.

Bury Jokes More Bury Jokes

What do you call a hundred black men buried up to their necks in dirt?

Afroturf

What did the little kid do with the dead battery?

He buried it.

People Jokes More People Jokes

What do you call a wizard that puts people to sleep?

Dumblebore

Why are British anti-smoking PSA's often made by homophobes?

Because they want to prevent people from bumming fags

French Jokes More French Jokes

Why did the french geologist have to go to the hospital?

He had Gaul stones.

How many gears does a French Tank have?

5. 4 reverse and 1 forward for parades.

Truck Jokes More Truck Jokes

What kind of sweets do trucks like?

Lorrypops.

Why don't nice people ride the train?

Because they're usually found on trucks.

Crash Jokes More Crash Jokes

What's the difference between Paul Walker and Windows 10?

Paul Walker only crashed once.

What's the difference between a Malaysia Airline flight and Internet Explorer?

None. Eventually, both of them are gonna crash.