How does a frog greet a rabbit during the holiday season?

Hoppy holidays, and have a hoppin New Hare! Happy holidays everyone.

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What does a frog say when it washes car windows?

Rub it rub it rub it.

How does a frog fasten two objects together?

Rivets.

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Why do rabbits go to the beauty parlor?

For hare care.

Why did the rabbit have trouble hopping?

Because he always kept one foot in his pocket for good luck!

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Jesus!

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Nignog

Why does the Devil hate the holiday Season?

Because he gets so many letters from dyslexic children.