How does a frog greet a rabbit during the holiday season?

Hoppy holidays, and have a hoppin New Hare! Happy holidays everyone.

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Why is a frog luckier than a cat ?

Because a frog croaks all the time but a cat only gets to croak nine times !

Whats green and goes round and round at 100 miles an hour ?

A frog in a blender !

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Which rabbit stole from the rich to give to the poor?

Rabbit Hood.

Why do rabbits always get banned from CS:GO?

Because they're always bunny-hopping.

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How does a french alcoholic greet someone?

Enchantr."

How did one gold atom greet the other gold atom?

ey you.

Holiday Season Jokes More Holiday Season Jokes

Why do people get divorced in the holiday season?

Because they Marry Christmas!

What do black people drink during the Holiday Season?

Nignog