How does a frog greet a rabbit during the holiday season?

Hoppy holidays, and have a hoppin New Hare! Happy holidays everyone.

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Why frogs don't use Google?

They're angry since Froogle was discontinued years ago!

Why was the young boy crying?

Because he had a frog stapled to his face

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Where are the raisins today?

A student used to give his teacher some raisins everyday. He kept giving them for 3 months straight. Then one day he did not give raisins to his teacher. And his teacher asked him "Where are the raisins today?", and the boy said "My rabbit died."

How do bunny rabbits like their beer brewed?

With lots of hops!

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How does gravity greet itself?

It just waves

How do you greet a slice of bread in Germany?

Gluten tag! Ba-dum tss.

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What do black people drink during the Holiday Season?

Nignog

Why does the Devil hate the holiday Season?

Because he gets so many letters from dyslexic children.