Whats green and goes round and round at 100 miles an hour ?

A frog in a blender !

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Whats green and goes round and round at 100 miles an hour ?

A frog in a blender !

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In a moooo-tel. I just thought of this sitting in my hotel room. Sometimes I feel like i dad joke so hard I impregnate my girlfriend from 100 miles away.