What do you call a fake Irish diamond?

A shamrock.

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Why are there only 239 beans in Irish stew?

Because one more, and it'd be too farty.

How do you sink an Irish submarine?

A: Knock on the hatch.

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Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?

Regular rocks are too heavy.

What do you call a fake Irish diamond?

A shamrock.