What do you call a fake Irish diamond?

A shamrock.

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How many Irish guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

30 - One to hold the light bulb and 29 to drink until the room spins.

Why did the Irish call their currency the "Punt" ?

Because it rhymes with Bank Manager

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What do you call a fake Irish diamond?

A shamrock.

Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?

Regular rocks are too heavy.