None, we just swap out your whole house
None. They live in eternal darkness.
Just one to hold the bulb while the world revolves around them.
One, but he wishes it was two.
Idk, its too dark to tell them apart.
All tongue-in-groove, with no studs.
My favorite is: "There's a maniac living in our neighborhood. He goes house-to-house leaving severed body parts on the doorstep. He gives me the willies."
Apple genius.
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